I watched as Odysseus snuck into my son Polyphemus’ home and I listened to them plan of stealing all of his belongings. How dare them? I then heard Odysseus tell his men he wanted to see the caveman. “Hah!” I said to myself. “My son will eat them and they will get what they deserve for planning to plunder his home!” I watched with joy as Polyphemus put the rock in front of the cave entrance giving the foolish mortals no hope of escaping and then my son saw them. I listened to their conversation as Polyphemus questioned who they were. When I heard Odysseus’ reply that they were from troy AND that their ship had been wrecked…by me! Being Poseidon, the god of the sea, I know for a fact that their ship is NOT wrecked.I couldn’t believe me ears! First he plans to steal from my son and now he lies. I am going to have to take care of this man. He should not mess with me.
I decided to let Polyphemus try to sort this out and maybe get a good show for myself. Polyphemus then grabbed two of the men and ate them. Polyphemus ate more and more of Odysseus’ men for his meal. Odysseus then went and offered Polyphemus some wine. What is he doing? Polyphemus drank and drank more and more wine. Odysseus Told my son his name was Nohbdy. I can not believe he can even think of telling another lie. Polyphemus passed out and I stared in anger when I realized that Odysseus was going to stab my son in the eye with a spike that they have crafted. Polypemus woke up and started yelling. The other Cyclops asked him if someone has hurt him and tricked him and he replied, “Nohbdy, Nohbdy’s tricked me, Nohbdy’s ruined me!” Now Polyphemus will not even get any help.
If my son does not get back at Odysseus I will throw all I can at him and his men. Polyphemus kept them in his cave until they escaped by climbing under his rams. They then rounded up Polyphemus’ herd and took them to the boats. Odysseus was going to escape! Then Polyphemus realized he was gone and went after them throwing hilltops. Odysseus would have escaped my wrath if he hadn’t of been cocky and shouted at my son. Doing this caused my son to curse them with my power and let me take care of the rest of this problem. I get to kill all of his men and make sure that it takes forever for Odysseus to get home. This is going to be fun. He will learn not to mess with Poseidon.
I decided to let Polyphemus try to sort this out and maybe get a good show for myself. Polyphemus then grabbed two of the men and ate them. Polyphemus ate more and more of Odysseus’ men for his meal. Odysseus then went and offered Polyphemus some wine. What is he doing? Polyphemus drank and drank more and more wine. Odysseus Told my son his name was Nohbdy. I can not believe he can even think of telling another lie. Polyphemus passed out and I stared in anger when I realized that Odysseus was going to stab my son in the eye with a spike that they have crafted. Polypemus woke up and started yelling. The other Cyclops asked him if someone has hurt him and tricked him and he replied, “Nohbdy, Nohbdy’s tricked me, Nohbdy’s ruined me!” Now Polyphemus will not even get any help.
If my son does not get back at Odysseus I will throw all I can at him and his men. Polyphemus kept them in his cave until they escaped by climbing under his rams. They then rounded up Polyphemus’ herd and took them to the boats. Odysseus was going to escape! Then Polyphemus realized he was gone and went after them throwing hilltops. Odysseus would have escaped my wrath if he hadn’t of been cocky and shouted at my son. Doing this caused my son to curse them with my power and let me take care of the rest of this problem. I get to kill all of his men and make sure that it takes forever for Odysseus to get home. This is going to be fun. He will learn not to mess with Poseidon.